'What are you, f*cking drunk?': Jon Stewart blasts media on Secret Service 'crash'

There wasn't even a crash — if anything, it was just a love-tap to the gate of the White House.

During Monday's Daily Show, Jon Stewart blasted the media for its recent coverage of a "Secret Service crash."

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"No crash and no damage," he said, pointing out how, once again, the media got its hands on a story and immediately distorted it.

Stewart then hilariously compared news media stories with scenes from White House Down, asking "What are you, f*cking drunk? I wish you were drunk it would explain all of this."

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