You're not tripping balls — that's just the Women's World Cup mascot

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The acid has not turned on you — that demented, vaguely avian vision you see is just the 2015 Women's World Cup mascot

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Her name is Shuéme, and she's a young female Great White Owl that was unveiled in June — although most soccer fans got their first real look at her on Saturday during the draw for the 2015 Women's World Cup in Canada

Per FIFA:

Shuéme, whose name is inspired by the French word for owl (chouette) as a tribute to Canada’s status as a bilingual nation, embraces the expansive and inclusive soul of Canada as a multicultural country, and will become a familiar sight from coast to coast in the months ahead. Read more...

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