Wear Spanx all the time and other terrible sorority wisdom

There are few better role models in this world than college sorority girls — Lindsay Lohan and the cast of Teen Mom sit only slightly higher on the list

So just in time for your 2015 resolutions, comes some sage advice via an email from the Alpha Chi Omega chapter at University of Southern California which Jezebel received from a tipster

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The maniac email, which was originally circulated in 2013 (the tipster says the chapter still follows the same practices now), runs down a sizable list of guidelines on everything from grooming to eating habits that should be regimented before the sorority's Rush Week begins Read more...

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