Your turkey pardon is deliciously weird, America

Turkeys are guilty, all right. Guilty of being too delicious.

John Oliver voiced his opinion on one of America's strangest Thanksgiving traditions: the annual presidential turkey pardoning. "Every single turkey is guilty. Specifically, guilty of having delicious bird parts that should be serving time in the prison of my mouth," Oliver says, a glisten of drool appearing on his lips.

If you're going to pardon one turkey, you might as well pardon them all. Or just eat them. They've been getting a free pass for far too long.

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