Why the 2014 World Cup Final Must Redeem the Disgrace of 1990

Picture the worst soccer match you've ever seen. Make it more boring than Wednesday's Argentina-Netherlands semi-final clash, more one-sided than Tuesday's Brazil-Germany matchup — just without the goals

Fill it with more cynical fouls than the 2010 World Cup final when the Netherlands tried to kick Spain to shreds, and more outrageous play-acting than this video full of dives, then throw in the most dismal refereeing performance in history.

You're getting close to visualizing how much of a crime against humanity the last World Cup final between Germany and Argentina was

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